it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Your cock deserves a montage
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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