Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
My life is pants optional.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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