no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
are you still at the devil's house?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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