But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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