Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Randomize
