So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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