Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
