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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Good decisions....

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle

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