she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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