glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Randomize
