i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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