i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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