just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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