He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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