You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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