girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
