i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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