Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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