I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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