There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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