On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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