She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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