Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Randomize
