I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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