can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
