Where is the hickey?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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