batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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