i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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