Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
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Wipe that smile off your face.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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