She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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