You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
