We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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