Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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