i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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