i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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