Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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