sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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