We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
false alarm. still invincible.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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