He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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