I hate your face
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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