I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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