he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
