So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
