dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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