There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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