I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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