I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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