He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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