God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
This girl is more easily done than said...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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