Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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